I am tired of hearing about you and your childish fued with Rosie every single day on the news. When I watch the news, I expect to hear about important goings on in the world, not this nonsense.
I think your valuable time would be better spent focusing on your real-estate business, rather than calling in to every single news channel, everyday, to put people down. Please grow up and stop your whining and bickering.
(AP) COPENHAGEN, Denmark Rap star Kanye West was named Best Hip Hop artist but still came off as a sore loser at the MTV Europe Music Awards.
Kanye apparently was so disappointed at not winning for Best Video that he crashed the stage Thursday in Copenhagen when the award was being presented to Justice and Simian for “We Are Your Friends.”
In a tirade riddled with expletives, Kanye said he should have won the prize for his video “Touch The Sky,” because it “cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons.”
“If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility,” Kanye said.
Goddam kids. I was soundly asleep this morning, when I was abruptly awakened by the noise of an automobile speeding down the street, followed by the loud screeching of brakes, and ending with a loud crash. I took me a few seconds to realize what had just happened, but as soon as I did, I threw open the covers and bolted outside.
Looking around, I could’nt see any immediate evidence of an accident, but I could smell the unmistakeable aroma of freshly-burned rubber. A few houses down the street, I noticed several people loitering near a mid-size truck, sideways, in the middle of a lawn, with its front banged-up. Some neighbors two doors down appeared to be on the phone to 911.
Not hearing any screaming, shouting, crying, or calls of help from anyone on the scene, I figured the situation was under control and not requiring any assistance from me. About 7 minutes later, a police-cruiser finally rolled down the street, and pulled in front of our neighbors who had called 911. The sole occupant of the crashed vehicle was hanging out in their yard, on the phone with someone. The officer stepped out, and asked the young fellow if he was ok.
I could hear some of the conversation, and popo asked the kid his age (18) and if he had been drinking (yes, a little bit). The kid was talking to him mom, probably explaining the situation. Po-po took the phone, spoke to the mom, and put the kid in the back of his car.
While I was observing this from a distance, a slightly older than eleventeen-year-old looking girl walked down from the other end of the street. We exchanged some words, and it turned out she had also called 911. Apparently the same dude was doing donuts earlier at the intersection near her house (few houses down from me), probably showing off to his friends, and then decided to take off down the street, towards my house, at a relatively high speed. Now, our street has a small incline/decline, and is curved, and 80% of the time, people tend to take this turn at ridiculously high speeds, especially for a residential street. I have been awakened many a time by people doing this, and I always end up waiting for the envitable sounds of a crash.
Well, it finally happened this time. This idiot took the turn probably doing 50mph, lost control, swerved, hit a curb in front of this house, either hit a tree or car (his front was smashed in), and ended up in the front lawn of said house. Remarkably, he didn’t crash into the house, which could’ve been disastrous, and probably injured or killed someone.
I told the girl she should tell the officer this guy was doing donuts, but she was hesitant. It appeared she knew of them from high school, and they did late-night donuts at this intersection frequently.
This incident has motivated me to take some action, but I most likely won’t follow through with it. My idea is to get speed bumps put into the whole street, or at least along this section. I would like to get all neighbors to sign a petition, and then present it the city council.
How effective this would be I am really not sure. The only other incident of note occured on this street about 15 years ago in the afternoon, when a dude was speeding down the street in a motorcycle, lost control, and slid into a neighbors yard. My uncle was in town at the time, and upon seeing this, he immediately yelled “CALL 911!” Our neighbor across the street was watering his lawn at the time, and simply stared and continued watering as if nothing happened. Anyway, as I picked up the phone, the guy got up in a daze, picked up his bike, shook his head a little bit, said he was ok, and walked away with his bike.
Crazy shit.
I really hope the fine, upstanding citizens of La Mirada are reading this. If you are, dont be a stupid-ass jerk-wad and speed down my street. I don’t want you tearing up my lawn or house, or anyone else’s lawn or house, and you may think its cool, but its not. And if you like my speed-bump idea, throw me a shout in the comments, and we’ll talk.
My goodness. Never has Ann Coulter pissed me off this much. Appearing on the Today show, she had this to say:
“These self-obsessed women seem genuinely unaware that 9-11 was an attack on our nation and acted like as if the terrorist attack only happened to them. They believe the entire country was required to marinate in their exquisite personal agony. Apparently, denouncing bush was part of the closure process.”
“These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s death so much.”
...The hotel heiress bet her £100,000 Bentley on an ill-fated hand during a session at the family casino in Las Vegas.
Onlookers watched dumfounded as Paris handed over the car keys, while the paparazzi favourite looked, well, just plain dumb.
“I’m obsessed with poker,” the 25-year-old Hilton admitted. “It’s my favourite game. I’m really lucky in Vegas, I always win.”
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And it appears all bets are off on the chances of her winning her Bentley back as her folks, Rick and Kathy Hilton, have banned her from gambling at their casino.
At first glance, one would think this is real, and Ecko is truly making some political statement. But after further contemplation, I was wondering why this wasn’t all over the news, so I decided to to investigate. A Yahoo search result directed me to this page. I went back to stillfree.com, clicked on the legal disclaimer, and discovered this:
You, the viewer of the preceeding are hereby advised that the video does not depict a real event. It is intended for the sole, limited and express purpose of entertainment and to induce you, the viewer of the video, to think critically about freedom of expression and speech and the government’s responses to the same. Therefore, and by reason of the foregoing, the producers, creators and distributors of this video hereby verily certify that the foregoing fictionalization and dramatization was not real.
Ecko is an idiot. What’s the whole point of his political statement? He claims it is about free speech and expression, and that is the reason he tagged Air Force One. Had he actually done it (highly unlikely), I would have given him much more respect, dispite the fact that I diagree with him. But theres no purpose in this, aside from stirring up some free publicity for him and his brand. If anything, I think it takes away from his credibility and turns him into another wannabe free speech advocate.
Leave it to Kanye West to give me something to blog about:
Cocky rap star KANYE WEST is calling for a revised edition of THE BIBLE, because he thinks he should be a character in it.
The JESUS WALKS hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards last night (08FEB06), feels sure he’d be “a griot” (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.
He says, “I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I’m an inspirational speaker.
“I changed the sound of music more than one time… For all those reasons, I’d be a part of the Bible. I’m definitely in the history books already.”
The Reverend Pat Robertson says Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s massive stroke could be God’s punishment for giving up Israeli territory.
The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network told viewers of “The 700 Club” that Sharon was “dividing God’s land,” even though the Bible says doing so invites “God’s enmity.”
Robertson added, “I would say woe to any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course.”
He noted that former Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated.
Robertson said God’s message is, “This land belongs to me. You’d better leave it alone.”
Ladies and Gentlemen I said last year that Israel was entering into the most dangerous periods of its entire existence as a nation. That is intensifying this year with the loss of Sharon. Sharon was personally a very likeable person and I am sad to see him in this condition, but I think we need to look at the Bible and the Book of Joel. The prophet Joel makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who “divide my land.� God considers this land to be His. You read the Bible and He says “this is my land� and for any Prime Minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says “no, this is mine.� I had a wonderful meeting with Yitzhak Rabin in 1974. He was tragically assassinated, it was a terrible thing that happened but nevertheless he was dead. And now Ariel Sharon who again was a very likeable person, a delightful person to be with, I prayed with him personally, but here he’s at the point of death. He was dividing God’s land and I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, the United Nations, or the United States of America. God says “this land belongs to me. You’d better leave it alone.�
MEMPHIS, Tenn.—In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.
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