Ann Coulter to Audience: You’re Stupider Than I Am

Thursday, December 08, 2005

I really don’t like this biatch. For those who don’t know, Ann Coulter is a conservative author/columnist. Really conservative.

She was heckled and booed while making a speech at the University of Connecticut. In response, she said to the crowd of boo’ers, “I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.”

Uhh. Good comeback, Ann. Thats one way to stand up for your views.

During the same speech, she said of Bill Clinton: an “executive buffoon” who won the presidency only because Ross Perot took 19 percent of the vote.

Executive Buffoon. That’s actually a pretty funny term. But, I would say it is more applicable to our current President, George W. Bush. If Clinton won because Perot took 19% of the vote, then would it be fair to say that Bush won because Gore didn’t win enough votes, or that Bush won his second term because Kerry injected too much Botox into himself in attempt to look younger?

Hmm, that was a pretty lame comeback and I retract it. I’m not as smart as Ann Coulter and can’t think of a witty retort in response to her comment.

Pat Robertson Warns Pennysylvania Town of God’s Wrath

Thursday, November 10, 2005

And it begins. Reacting to yesterday’s news of a Pennysylvania town ousting a school board for teaching Intelligent Design, Pat Robertson has this to say:

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city… And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there.”

Yeah, very eloquently said Pat. This is the same idiot who said the United States should execute Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

Hey Pat, what do you say to the families, friends, and relatives of the people along the Gulf Coast who lost their lives in the hurricanes earlier this year? I suppose that was God’s wrath too. Or how about the thousands who perished in the Pakistani quake? God’s wrath. Yup. I’m sure they had it coming to them. And what about the 100,000 plus who died in the South Asian Tsunami? God certainly has been pissed off lately.

Since you know him so well, why don’t you have a little sit-down with the man, and tell him to stop taking his anger out on the (mostly) good people of Earth?

I think i’m going to add a new cateogry to my blog and call it “Morons.” This will be my first entry filed under it.