Spelling Bee

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Appoggiatura.

A-p-p-o-g-g-i-a-t-u-r-a.

Appoggiatura.

Another Indian wins the National Spelling Bee, Anurag Kashyap:

Represent!

Carmen Sandiego Has Been Found!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

According to Google, she is in Cairo, Egypt.

U2 Rooftop Concert in New York

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Well, not exactly.

A group of comedians in New York decided to put on a fake U2 concert on the rooftop of a New York City building, on the day of their concert at Madison Square Garden, across the street from the arena.

Even Better Than The Real Thing

Phallic Logo Awards

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Oh man this is some funny shit. The winner, and rightly so:

Phallic Logo Awards

The Poker Chip Shuffle

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Poker chip set arrived yesterday, and today I’ve been trying to teach myself the poker chip shuffle.

I need a job.

PS. Looking forward to the season finale of Lost tonight

Netscape 8.0

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Looks like a pretty decent browser, and I think it has won me over. It includes the ability to switch between Firefox and Internet Explorer rendering engines. How excellent!

Next, I they should add in the Internet Explorer Mac engine, and the Mac Safari engine. Then they will return to the level of greatness they achieved years ago.

Lindsay Lohan

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Lindsay quoted in MSN article: “Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I’m actually overweight,” the alarmingly slimmed-down teen queen tells Teen Vogue. “There are so many really, really thin girls out there.”

What an idiot.

Cowboy Troy

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Artist of the Year, IMO: Cowboy Troy.

Welcome to the emergent era of “hick-hop.” Gitchoosome!

I Play Chicken With The Train

I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train, uh huh huh uh huh huh,
You know that I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train uh huh huh uh huh huh yea,

Hold ‘em up,
Here we go,
All the Hicks and Chicks feel the flow,
Big black train coming round the bend,
Go on kin folk tell your mom and them,

Chugg a lugga [3x],
Who? The big black neck commin’ through to you
boy you done fell and bumped you head
uh huh, That’s what they said,
People say it’s impossible, not probable, too radical,
But I already been on the CMA’s,
Hell Tim McGraw said he liked the change,
That he likes the way my Hick-hop sounds
and the way the crowd screams when I stomp the ground,
Now, big and black, clickty clack
and I make the train jump the track like that

[Chorus - Big & Rich]

From mike take ascent deep into your ear,
My voice is your choice that you wanted to hear,
Southern boy makin’ noise where the buffalo roam,
Less denim an’ bone as you might have known.
See me ridin’ into town like a desperado,
With a big belt buckle, The Cowboy Dorado,
All over the World Wide Web you’ll see
download CBT on that MP3,
Speak clearly what I’m sayin’ so you comprehend
in the name of Hick-hop radio tune in,
Rollin’ like thunder on to the scene,
It’s kinda hard to describe if you know what I mean.
I never claimed to be the hardest of the brother’s hard rock,
But I’m booming out the box,
Skills got you jumping out your socks.
From Texas here I come
movin’ your body with the bass kick drum.

[Chorus - Big & Rich]

[Instrumental]

[Chorus - Cowboy Troy]

[Chorus - Big & Rich]

[Instrumental]

Huh, yea, one time,
Get you some of that!

Summer

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Today I put away my winter clothes, and took out my summer clothes.

Damn, I have a feeling its going to be a hot summer.

05/05/05

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Today at 5:05:05 am & pm the time will be 05:05:05 05/05/005....

05.05.005 comes only once in 1000 years and coinciding with Thursday (5th Day of the week) comes only once in 7000 years.