SHOCKER: Hasselhoff Says KITT Is Gay!
Friday, October 06, 2006
David Hasselhoff Says “Knight Rider” Car Was Gay:
Dublin, Ireland (BANG) - Everybody’s favorite 1980s TV car had a secret of his own that hasn’t been publicly revealed until now. David Hasselhoff - Mr. Gayness himself - recently exposed the truth and revealed to a number of stunned fans in Ireland that his talking “Knight Rider” car was gay.
Say it aint so!
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