Stupid Cats

Friday, February 16, 2007

I park The Dinomax in the garage, and leave the windows open while the garage is closed. It’s safe.

The other day, I opened the garage to take The Dinomax out for a spin, and I discovered cat fur plastered all over the driver side front door. I opened the door only to discover more fur all over the dashboard and steering wheel. Looking around, I saw that it was all over the two front seats. Of course, the cat wouldn’t limit itself to just the front seats, so I looked at the back and saw that there was a generous helping there as well.

Apparently, one of the neighborhood stray cats has decided to make The Dinomax it’s home.

Stupid cat.

Today, I was taking a closer look at The Dinomax and saw long scratches on the left, front panel and door. Three sets of scratches, with three fine lines in each set, which could only have been caused by this cat’s paws as it tried to climb its way inside my car.

Stupid, stupid cat.

Now, I know exactly which cat this is. I’ve attempted to take photographs of it, cause its light-brown and kinda cute. It roams around The Dinoestate and the neighbor’s property with its BFF, another stray cat. I’m not sure if they’re boyfriend-girlfriend, or boyfriend-boyfriend, or girlfriend-girlfriend, or just good buddies, but they sure do hang out a lot together.

Whatever the case, I know i’ll be spending a good amount of time cleaning the interior of my car. And did I mention the smell? Thank god it didn’t poop or pee in there. But it left a distinct, dirty cat odor. It may be gone by now though. And it also left paw prints on my pristine leather seats. Oh, add another 3-4 hours waxing the exterior to try and get the scratches out.

If this cat goes in my car again, I will kick its ass. Or call animal control and get its ass hauled off to the cat prison.

Stupid, f-ing cat.